Total Medals Earned: 746 (From 136 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,145 Points
Medals Earned: 6/30 (45/375 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/320 points)
Medals Earned: 10/10 (275/275 points)
Medals Earned: 10/20 (70/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/450 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (135/135 points)
Medals Earned: 35/44 (400/500 points)
Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/115 points)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (240/340 points)
Make two kills with one grenade
Make 20 headshots
Visit BigDino site!
Finish level using only grenades
Make 30 kills with grenades
Finish level using only molotov
Make three kills with only one tesla shot
Make 50 kills in acid
Make 5 deaths with spikes
Make double headshot with one bullet
Make double headshot with tesla gun
Make 4 kills with molotov in one level
Destroy 40 boxes with fire
Make 40 tesla kills
Finish level using only tesla gun
Make 6 kills with molotov in one level
Make 5 kills with acid in one level
Make 60 kills with grenades
Make 70 tesla kills
Make 40 headshots
Make tripple headshot with one bullet
Kill mutant with grenade
Make 60 headshots
Make 60 enemy deaths in fire
Kill 40 shielded enemies
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete 3 levels.
Get beaten up.
Get hit by a blade.
Switch the dimension 8 times in a single level.
Continue your journey.
Get squeezed.
Die 8 times in a single level and don't give up.
Complete a level without switching to the Shadow Dimension.
Collect every soul.
Get a gold medal in every level.
Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Use the button to create a bridge.
Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?
well! what is it!
*looks skyward*
*points down*
praise the sun!
*proper bow*
r1 r1 r1 r1
prostration
roll bs roll bs roll bs
impossibru!
010 dies lol
well! what it is!
020 dies
030 dies
040 dies
050 dies
060 dies
070 dies
080 dies
090 dies
100 dies omgwtf
There's a place for everyone here.
<3
No
Score 5000 points.
Survive two minutes without opening the lid.
Find 1 secret area
Fully upgrade your flame thrower
Fully upgrade your gas mask
Fully upgrade your sub machine gun
Fully upgrade your grenade launcher
Fully upgrade your health
Fully upgrade your laser cannon
Fully upgrade your pistol
Save 4 survivors
Fully upgrade your shotgun
Kill 50 soldiers
Save 12 survivors
Blow up 13 cars
Kill 60 aliens
Kill 60 leapers
Trash 40 trashcans
Kill 200 enemies
Shoot out 100 lights
Find all 18 secret areas
Complete all chapters
Eat 100 animals.
Eat 10 yeti.
Eat 200 elves.
Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
Take out Santa!
Get over 100 combo.
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You found the dead blue bird!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
You've earned extra kupo!
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found bird poop! Yay!
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Kill 5 creatures.
Touch 100 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Find all 18 FAILs.
...or do you?
