Total Medals Earned: 746 (From 136 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,145 Points
Medals Earned: 7/16 (105/480 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/300 points)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (50/475 points)
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/175 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (125/125 points)
Medals Earned: 3/27 (15/500 points)
Medals Earned: 6/22 (30/160 points)
Medals Earned: 5/6 (190/195 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/130 points)
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Upgraded to the 5th level
Upgraded to the 15 level
Maximal jetpack upgrade
Upgraded to the 10th level
Full shields upgrade
Full manna upgrade
Kill the boss
Drunken Butterfly
Secret Idea
3 Times in 1 Night
Abstinence
Lover Came Back
Rich Scrooge
The End of Eternity
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Beat level 1
Beat level 2
Beat level 3
Beat level 4
Beat level 5
Beat the game
Defeat the boss
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Kinghood suxx
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Throw your first bomb
Kill your first enemy
Complete Chapter 1 on Normal difficulty
Watch the credits until the end
Complete Chapter 2 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 without shooting
Complete Chapter 2 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Insane difficulty
Acquire 9 lives
Complete Chapter 3 on Hard difficulty
Earn 1 million points
Complete Chapter 2 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 without shooting
Complete Chapter 1 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Normal difficulty
Watch all 6 cutscenes without skipping
Beat the game on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 without shooting
Beat the game on Hard difficulty
Beat the game on Insane difficulty
Start playing.
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3.
Complete level 4.
Complete level 5.
Complete level 10.
Complete level 11.
Complete level 12.
Complete level 13.
Complete level 14.
Complete level 15.
Complete level 16.
Complete level 17.
Complete level 18.
Complete level 19.
Complete level 6.
Complete level 7.
Complete level 8.
Complete level 9.
Complete the game. TIME TO ENTER THE BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
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Kill the first boss.
Defeat the first 5 bosses.
Defeat all 10 bosses.
